<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840935297284124681</id><updated>2012-02-16T14:42:00.340-08:00</updated><category term='Supporting Information'/><category term='editing'/><category term='editing is hard'/><category term='self-publishing'/><category term='koalahipsters'/><category term='manuscript editing'/><category term='author websites'/><title type='text'>Videlicet Productions</title><subtitle type='html'>A fake publishing company</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>McKay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15528195187850893309</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840935297284124681.post-638134433809717155</id><published>2011-09-18T19:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-18T19:56:06.610-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Ugly Side of Indie Publishing</title><content type='html'>&lt;span dir="ltr" id=":174"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span dir="ltr" id=":174"&gt;Special guest post by great editor and awesome blogger Su (@Sirra_girl)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt;  &lt;o:OfficeDocumentSettings&gt;   &lt;o:PixelsPerInch&gt;72&lt;/o:PixelsPerInch&gt;   &lt;o:TargetScreenSize&gt;544x376&lt;/o:TargetScreenSize&gt;  &lt;/o:OfficeDocumentSettings&gt; &lt;/xml&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt;  &lt;w:WordDocument&gt;   &lt;w:View&gt;Normal&lt;/w:View&gt;   &lt;w:Zoom&gt;0&lt;/w:Zoom&gt;   &lt;w:PunctuationKerning/&gt;   &lt;w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/&gt;   &lt;w:SaveIfXMLInvalid&gt;false&lt;/w:SaveIfXMLInvalid&gt;   &lt;w:IgnoreMixedContent&gt;false&lt;/w:IgnoreMixedContent&gt;   &lt;w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText&gt;false&lt;/w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText&gt;   &lt;w:Compatibility&gt;    &lt;w:BreakWrappedTables/&gt;    &lt;w:SnapToGridInCell/&gt;    &lt;w:WrapTextWithPunct/&gt;    &lt;w:UseAsianBreakRules/&gt;    &lt;w:DontGrowAutofit/&gt;   &lt;/w:Compatibility&gt;   &lt;w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser/&gt;  &lt;/w:WordDocument&gt; &lt;/xml&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt;  &lt;w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"&gt;  &lt;/w:LatentStyles&gt; &lt;/xml&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 10]&gt; &lt;style&gt; /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;}&lt;/style&gt; &lt;![endif]--&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;The pros and cons of indie publishing are in so many blog posts and articles these days. Of course, most of the pros come from those who self-published or from the small indie publishers (who obviously has to a lot to gain from this trend). While I do recognize the importance of self-publishing, I don’t think the newbie writers are getting the right information. I like to share my views and to shed some light on the cons. To be fair and informative, of course.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;While I respect indie authors, I can’t fathom why they choose to trash traditional publishing. Is it a prerequisite in becoming an indie author that you have to swear off traditional publishing all together? These haters exaggerate the negatives by claiming that traditional publishing should be done away with. To me, these people come off as bitter and resentful. Yes, getting from the point of querying agents to having your book on the shelf is a long, painful process. Also, the industry has high standards when it comes to what they want to publish. But should a writer forgo the traditional route just because of rejections? Whatever happened to perseverance for your art?&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;This is a clear case of people who seek instant gratification. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;Let’s face the facts. Indie publishing is still in its infancy. There is no clear guideline and standard practices. And with the emergence of ebooks, these writers are printing out one book after another like a factory. So far, I’ve seen dozens of badly-written books and fake 5-star reviews running rampant. Where is the quality control? Of all of their claims, what I find more disturbing is their claim of not needing an editor. This is the most idiotic thing I’ve ever heard. Nearly all traditionally published books have gone through editors. What makes indie books so special? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;Bypassing the traditional publishing route is one thing, but skipping the editing process entirely is lunacy. Not only do editors proofread for grammar issues and typos, they focus on big issues such as plot, pacing, character development, word-usage, syntax error, etc. Editing encompasses so much more than spotting a spelling error. Not that spelling errors are forgivable. Readers will be the first ones to notice that. Ultimately these books will suffer the FAPO syndrome. For the author’s pleasure only.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;Indie authors will claim that traditionally published books contain some errors, too. They’re right, but the errors are minor. What I’ve seen in indie books is much more serious. Some of these were so poorly written that their books were incoherent and downright stupid. Some simply defied logic all together. Those books should not have been published because they surely must have and will ruin the careers of these authors. And for them to be proud of the fact that they didn’t need editors’ help is saying that they’re proud of being substandard. Very sad.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;Let me give you a simple analogy. It’s like selling a house. Anyone could put up a For Sale sign in front of their lawns and try to sell a house. A savvy person might even take a few pictures and advertise in local papers or on Craigslist. All because they want to save the 6-7% commission they have to fork out to the real estate agents. 82% of the sold homes were sold by professional real estate companies. And on average, they get 16% more profit than selling it on their own. The exposure and the expertise were important. But what was equally important was the fact that the agents guide them in the right direction to make their house “salable.” &lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;That may have been an oversimplification of the subject, but I think I proved my point. Go through a literary agency or go on your own. That part is up to you. I’m not here to persuade anyone. I’m here to explain the ugly side of indie publishing which may be the self-destructing factor of this industry. Some might question my motive for writing this post because I am an editor. Well, I didn’t write this post to advertise my editing service nor did I try to put traditional publishing industry upon a pedestal. To conclude, I will offer my humble advice for the writers and authors out there.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;Newbie writers! Do not be swayed by these pro-indie advertisements. Indie publishing is not only route for writers. And don’t be fooled when they say “Ebooks will take over the paper books.” Okay, that may be true, partially. But remember that ebooks are not exclusive to indie books. Traditionally published books are coming out as ebooks, too. So you will always be competing against them. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;Indie authors! Focus on raising your standards, not trashing the traditional publishing. Do the smart thing. Write better books. Have them go through the scrutiny of critiques and editing. Then publish. The books will speak for themselves, not your false promises on your colorful blogs, or your constant tweets and DMs on Twitter, or pawning it to your friends on Facebook.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Body" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;P. S. For those of you who are not familiar with me or my blog, I don’t hate indie authors. In fact, I have a whole section in my blog dedicated to listing and plugging my indie tweeps’ books &lt;a href="http://sirragirl.blogspot.com/2011/08/books-you-want-me-to-read-plug.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000099;"&gt;http://sirragirl.blogspot.com/2011/08/books-you-want-me-to-read-plug.html&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Just so you know....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span dir="ltr" id=":17f"&gt;Su is a professional editor and dedicated friend to writers. Her personal blog is &lt;a href="http://sirragirl.blogspot.com/"&gt;here &lt;/a&gt;and her editor blog is &lt;a href="http://sirraedits.wordpress.com/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span dir="ltr" id=":174"&gt;&lt;i&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span dir="ltr" id=":174"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span dir="ltr" id=":174"&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7840935297284124681-638134433809717155?l=vizproductions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/feeds/638134433809717155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/09/ugly-side-of-indie-publishing.html#comment-form' title='44 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/638134433809717155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/638134433809717155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/09/ugly-side-of-indie-publishing.html' title='The Ugly Side of Indie Publishing'/><author><name>Andy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09727644316245631920</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eSL9xrom6Iw/ThktBSbI1FI/AAAAAAAAAFM/jA-0GwxTrrA/s220/Andy%2BChristofferson%2B%2528author%2Bphoto-3in%2529.jpg'/></author><thr:total>44</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840935297284124681.post-391547621016688519</id><published>2011-08-01T04:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-21T20:08:34.920-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Author Interview with Sander Crane</title><content type='html'>I’ve done one of these where I was the author being interviewed (you can find it &lt;a href="http://keystrokesandwordcounts.blogspot.com/2011/07/todays-q.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;) but I’ve never before been the one to interview someone else, so I hope this goes ok. Anyway, here is my interview with debut author Sander Crane:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;Alright, so how is this supposed to work?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Just ask me questions.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;Got it. First question: how exactly is this supposed to work?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Ask me questions about the book, you moron.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;Oh. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. So tell me about the book.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;That wasn’t a question. Regardless, &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;Bits of Paper&lt;/i&gt; is a collection of six stories ranging from drama to action/adventure to high fantasy, all somehow connected to the disappearance of an aspiring Indie writer.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;You?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;No, not me. If it were me I wouldn’t be here, would I?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;I thought I was supposed to be asking the questions.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;You are, but you’re not doing a very good job of it. In fact, the next time I see you I think I’m going to kick your ass.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;Just try it, tough guy. I’ll break your glasses. Moving on, what made you decide to release these stories now?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I didn’t. This was &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;your&lt;/i&gt; brilliant idea to put these stories out now, remember? Even though they haven’t been edited by anyone other than you.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;Hey, I did a good job. Plus my sister went through and found all the typos. Besides, I am a professional editor.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Andy, you’re not a professional editor. You’ve edited one scientific paper, and it was about rabbit sphincters. I know this because you wouldn’t shut up about it for a week.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;I got paid for it.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;That still doesn’t make you a professional editor. Besides, you said yourself that editing scientific papers is nothing like editing creative writing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;Oh yeah...I did say that, didn’t I.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Do you have any actual questions to ask me?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;Yes. Yes I do. So what do you think of the cover design?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I have no idea. You haven’t shown it to me yet.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;Dude, it’s right &lt;a href="http://criticalawesomeness.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/bop-crappy-cover3-small.jpg"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;No. Please tell me that is not the cover you’re using. Honestly, do you &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;want&lt;/i&gt; this book to fail?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;Nah, I’m just messing with you. Steve is designing the cover. I’ve seen the initial sketches, and they look pretty good. I think you’ll be happy with it.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I’m still going to kick your ass.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;Sure you are. Ok last question: how does it feel to be to be a fictional person?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I’m not a fictional person. Yes, Sander Crane is a pen name, but that doesn’t mean I’m not a real person. After all, someone typed these words right here.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;Yeah, I did. Remember?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I hate you.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Bits of Paper &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;will be available soon (as soon as I finish the final edit) for 99 cents from Amazon, Smashwords, and other participating ebook retailers.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7840935297284124681-391547621016688519?l=vizproductions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/feeds/391547621016688519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/08/author-interview-with-sander-crane.html#comment-form' title='18 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/391547621016688519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/391547621016688519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/08/author-interview-with-sander-crane.html' title='Author Interview with Sander Crane'/><author><name>Andy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09727644316245631920</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eSL9xrom6Iw/ThktBSbI1FI/AAAAAAAAAFM/jA-0GwxTrrA/s220/Andy%2BChristofferson%2B%2528author%2Bphoto-3in%2529.jpg'/></author><thr:total>18</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840935297284124681.post-428450063630899700</id><published>2011-07-25T07:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-25T07:21:39.071-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='koalahipsters'/><title type='text'>Koalahipsters and the Melbourne Bar Scene</title><content type='html'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt;  &lt;w:WordDocument&gt;   &lt;w:View&gt;Normal&lt;/w:View&gt;   &lt;w:Zoom&gt;0&lt;/w:Zoom&gt;   &lt;w:PunctuationKerning/&gt;   &lt;w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/&gt;   &lt;w:SaveIfXMLInvalid&gt;false&lt;/w:SaveIfXMLInvalid&gt;   &lt;w:IgnoreMixedContent&gt;false&lt;/w:IgnoreMixedContent&gt;   &lt;w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText&gt;false&lt;/w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText&gt;   &lt;w:Compatibility&gt;    &lt;w:BreakWrappedTables/&gt;    &lt;w:SnapToGridInCell/&gt;    &lt;w:WrapTextWithPunct/&gt;    &lt;w:UseAsianBreakRules/&gt;    &lt;w:DontGrowAutofit/&gt;   &lt;/w:Compatibility&gt;   &lt;w:BrowserLevel&gt;MicrosoftInternetExplorer4&lt;/w:BrowserLevel&gt;  &lt;/w:WordDocument&gt; &lt;/xml&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt;  &lt;w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"&gt;  &lt;/w:LatentStyles&gt; &lt;/xml&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if !mso]&gt;&lt;img src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/video_object.png" style="background-color: #b2b2b2; " class="BLOGGER-object-element tr_noresize tr_placeholder" id="ieooui" data-original-id="ieooui" /&gt; &lt;style&gt;st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) }&lt;/style&gt; &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 10]&gt; &lt;style&gt; /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;}&lt;/style&gt; &lt;![endif]--&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Special guest post by Melody-Ann Jones Kaufmann &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Any night of the week finds the Silk  Road teeming with a lively kaleidoscope of nightlife, the sights and sounds of which are as intoxicating as the drinks served. But something has been occurring in Melbourne of late. Something noticed more by the tourists than anyone else. Something is missing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;As one Melbourne bar patron put it, "I've been in Australia almost 2 months and haven't seen a koala yet. Apparently you can't find them in Melbourne bars. I've checked." He's right. You can hit up any of the well-known bars in Melbourne and you won't find koalas anywhere. This mysterious absence leaves one to wonder what happened to cause it. Was there some sort of anti-koala sentiment, or has the koala simply found a better place to drink?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;One of the locals describes it this way: “Koalas were the biggest scenesters of all. Back when massive dance clubs were all the rage. Melbourne nightlife just isn’t what it used to be.”&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Koala expert Dr. Sha’gie Fuhr points out "Clearly they saw a kindred spirit after interacting with several vegan hipsters. When your diet consists entirely of eucalyptus leaves it’s tough to find a group with whom you can really identify. While the brain of its ancestors was significantly larger—filling the entire cranial cavity—the koalahipster has a drastically reduced brain size; a degeneration that is likely an adaptation to leading a life of narcissism coupled with a diet that is low in protein.”&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Fuhr further states that the koalahipster’s distrust of any mainstream commercially-promoted trend has lead to its increased absence in the well-know Melbourne bar scene.&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Apparently, if you wish to drink with a koalahipster you are far more likely to find them at some of the watering holes generally only known to the locals who tend to shun tourists in an attempt to retain the culture specific to their area, rather than catering to what the koalahipster terms the “culturally ignorant” attitudes of the tourist industry.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Fuhr points out this drive for counter-culture progressivism has lead to the culturally sensitive koalahipster shunning mainstream societal conventions in favor of pioneering lesser-known cultural trends and ideals. The koalahipster defies the traditional "rules" of physical attraction—possibly due to the similar appearance of the males and females. The koalahipsters favor androgynous hairstyles that feature messy shag cuts and a similar manner of dress for both the male and female.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Koalahipsters have become the new trendsetters—morphing Melbourne nightlife as the industry tries to capture their elusive affections. The crowded see-and-been-seen clubs with their cacophony of overhyped house music and Ken-loves-Barbie clientele are giving way to muted coffeehouses featuring natural wood seating at varying heights that offer after-hours indie bands willing to entertain small-brained creatures that believe themselves to be intellectually superior to nearly everyone else.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;The koalahipster impacts the Melbourne music &amp;amp; fashion concepts as well, with natural-grown fur trending up while those without the genetic predisposition to “grown their own” simply spouting anti-koalahipster rhetoric while listening to bands that have become successful due to the influence of koalahipsters—who seem to favor ensembles with low guttural tones that often sound like the snoring of a congested walrus. One would think that the koalahipsters have an agenda, for the moment a certain concept—be it of fashion or music—has been adopted into the mainstream of Melbourne nightlife, these fickle beasts move on to something else. For example, if you ask any koalahipster about eucalyptus leaves you can be guaranteed two things: 1) They know ALL the best varieties 2) you will never have heard of any of them.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Melody-Ann Jones Kaufmann is a member of the Sakai development team at the University  of Florida. She is also the mother of two autistic boys, and an aspiring author  currently writing the first book of&amp;nbsp;her series, &lt;/i&gt;The Trinity Tales&lt;i&gt;, under the pen name Safireblade. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7840935297284124681-428450063630899700?l=vizproductions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/feeds/428450063630899700/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/koalahipsters-and-melbourne-bar-scene.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/428450063630899700'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/428450063630899700'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/koalahipsters-and-melbourne-bar-scene.html' title='Koalahipsters and the Melbourne Bar Scene'/><author><name>Andy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09727644316245631920</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eSL9xrom6Iw/ThktBSbI1FI/AAAAAAAAAFM/jA-0GwxTrrA/s220/Andy%2BChristofferson%2B%2528author%2Bphoto-3in%2529.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840935297284124681.post-7182908775858971160</id><published>2011-07-17T09:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-17T23:22:42.546-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='manuscript editing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='editing is hard'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='editing'/><title type='text'>Editing is hard</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I’m a pretty smart guy. &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism"&gt;I know how that sounds&lt;/a&gt;, but it’s true. I have a PhD in computational biochemistry, which is, like, &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;really &lt;/i&gt;hard, and stuff. I’ve also edited over a dozen scientific papers, and the most recent paper I wrote was accepted to one of the top journals in my field virtually without comment or correction. So I thought editing fiction would be pretty easy for me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I was wrong.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Editing fiction is not the same as editing scientific papers. Not even close. For one thing, with scientific papers the bar is set pretty low. Many researchers don’t speak English as their first language, and as long as they can present their results with a basic level of coherence the paper usually gets accepted. The other option is to make it so convoluted and confusing that it’s published without comment because no one wants to admit they don’t understand it, but that’s a topic for a different time.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Regardless, the quality of the editing for creative writing is substantially more important. Because your work is in competition with all the other stories out there, and in the long run all the Tweets, Facebook likes, and 5-star reviews aren’t going to help you if your story reads like the literary equivalent of how sandals smell when you wear them too long without washing them.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;You know that smell I’m talking about.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;With the rise of “Indie” authors and the ability to bypass traditional publishing houses via Amazon and Smashwords, CreateSpace and Lulu, practically anyone can be a writer now at virtually no up-front cost to themselves. Which is why we’re seeing a deluge of &lt;a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/crap"&gt;wonderful, engaging stories&lt;/a&gt; hitting the markets from Indie writers.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;So I think it’s time to start making a distinction between stories and books. Because I’ve seen a lot of great &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;stories&lt;/i&gt; from Indie writers, but not a lot of great &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;books&lt;/i&gt;. And at least in my mind, the difference between a good story and a good book is the editing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;And yes, I’m sure that there are a &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;lot&lt;/i&gt; of really great books from Indie authors out there right now, but it’s hard to narrow down on the signal when there’s so much noise interfering, and often the best writers are not the best marketers.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;One example I’ve found of a good &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;book&lt;/i&gt; by an Indie author is &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Well-ebook/dp/B004HB1XHM/"&gt;&lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;The Well&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, by Peter Labrow. I bought his book after conversing with him on &lt;a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/inane"&gt;Twitter&lt;/a&gt;, and like so many others it has a great cover and plenty of 5-star reviews, but what sets it apart from the noise, what makes it a good &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;book&lt;/i&gt; as opposed to merely a good &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;story&lt;/i&gt;, is the editing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I asked Peter about this (and I hope to interview him here soon) and he told me that he made the choice to take the long, hard road. Like me, Peter has experience with technical writing, but he realized that his eyes alone were not sufficient for the task. All told he went through ten revisions—and ten reviewers—before handing it to a professional editor. And the end results reflect that. Peter himself told me that aside from the technical and grammatical details, the book would’ve been much more shallow and naïve if he hadn’t gone through this process.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;With this in mind, I took Jeremy Bates up on his generous offer for a free review of the first two pages of manuscript I’m currently working on, a high fantasy novella entitled &lt;i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"&gt;The Heroes of Mithal&lt;/i&gt;. You can see the original version with his edits on his blog, &lt;a href="http://jeremybatesbooks.blogspot.com/"&gt;Jeremy Bates Books&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://jeremybatesbooks.blogspot.com/2011/07/page-critique-entry-1.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. I’ve posted the revised version &lt;a href="http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/p/solterryn.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. The difference is like night and day. And yes, you may argue that it’s still not perfect, but it’s a damn sight better than what it was originally.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;So I guess what I’m trying to say here is that editing is hard, but it’s totally worth doing. And no matter how good you think you are, you probably do need to get someone else to do it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Update: Have a look at Peter Labrow's own thoughts on the revision process: &lt;a href="http://blog.peterlabrow.com/2011/03/20/revision-%E2%80%93-the-agony-and-the-ecstasy/"&gt;Revision - the agony and the ecstasy&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7840935297284124681-7182908775858971160?l=vizproductions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/feeds/7182908775858971160/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/editing-is-hard.html#comment-form' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/7182908775858971160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/7182908775858971160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/editing-is-hard.html' title='Editing is hard'/><author><name>Andy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09727644316245631920</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eSL9xrom6Iw/ThktBSbI1FI/AAAAAAAAAFM/jA-0GwxTrrA/s220/Andy%2BChristofferson%2B%2528author%2Bphoto-3in%2529.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840935297284124681.post-8968331777633600018</id><published>2011-07-12T01:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-12T01:13:01.093-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self-publishing'/><title type='text'>How to self-publish a book</title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;Write a book.&lt;/b&gt; Pretty obvious, but there are some  points worth considering. For one thing, a traditionally published first  novel by an unknown author should be right around 80,000 words. But for  a self-published author it can be as long or short as you want it. Plus,  when you don’t have to worry about impressing an agent or publisher you  have the complete freedom to be as much of an “&lt;a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag" target="_blank" title="the second definition, mostly"&gt;artiste&lt;/a&gt;” as you wish. You can write something as “&lt;a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bad" target="_blank" title="yeah"&gt;unique&lt;/a&gt;”, “&lt;a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/crappy" target="_blank" title="yep"&gt;groundbreaking&lt;/a&gt;”, and “&lt;a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/shit" target="_blank" title="pretty much"&gt;exceptional&lt;/a&gt;” as your heart desires, and you don’t have to worry about it being shot down by some &lt;a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/experienced" target="_blank" title="really"&gt;stupid&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/professional" target="_blank" title="seriously"&gt;elitist &lt;/a&gt;agent or publisher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just don’t be surprised when no one wants to buy it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Formatting.&lt;/b&gt; A traditional manuscript has fairly  rigid guidelines you should follow. Double-spaced, 12-point font, 1-inch  margins, a specifically formatted cover page, etc. Anne Mini’s Blog &lt;a href="http://www.annemini.com/" target="_blank" title="definitely good stuff here"&gt;Author! Author!&lt;/a&gt;  gives fantastic advice on formatting a manuscript for submission to a  literary agent - and on every other aspect of submission as well, really. &lt;a href="http://www.agentquery.com/format_tips.aspx" target="_blank" title="also very good"&gt;AgentQuery&lt;/a&gt; also has some good no-nonsense formatting tips.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Surprisingly, writers who plan to self-publish should also follow  pretty strict guidelines - and not necessarily the same ones you’d follow  if you were planning on submitting your manuscript to an agent. Whether  you plan to self-publish your work as and ebook or paperback - or  both - it’s best to format it the same way to begin with. Because you may  change your mind later, and it’s a huge pain to go back and reformat  everything, so you might as well start with a simple and easy-to-convert  format from the beginning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mark Coker of Smashwords has written &lt;a href="http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/52" target="_blank" title="if you're writing an ebook, read this"&gt;an excellent style guide&lt;/a&gt; for formatting an ebook. The &lt;a href="http://207-171-168-158.amazon.com/kdpforums/thread.jspa?threadID=13953&amp;amp;tstart=0" target="_blank" title="apparently a random cool selfless person wrote this. It's really good."&gt;Word for Kindle Guide&lt;/a&gt; is also extremely useful. For the paperback, &lt;a href="https://www.createspace.com/en/community/community/resources" target="_blank" title="surprisingly easy to use"&gt;CreateSpace&lt;/a&gt; has excellent resources on their site, and I’d also recommend reading &lt;a href="http://www.12on14.com/pages/byb-062410.pdf" target="_blank" title="for self-publishing a paperback book"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Editing.&lt;/b&gt; Professional editing is one of the major  advantages of going through a traditional publisher, and like it or not  the reputation of self-published books is that they’re a mess of  poorly-edited nightmare fuel. You can hire a freelance editor even if  you self-publish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Cover.&lt;/b&gt; Even an ebook needs a cover. If you have  access to an artist, utilize them! A self-made, amateurish cover makes  potential readers cringe instinctively, and since you’ll be  self-marketing as well as self-publishing, you want your cover to look  as professional as possible. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Publish!&lt;/b&gt; Well, self-publish, anyway. Once you’ve got  your manuscript formatted and edited and your cover is ready to go,  it’s time to pick your means of sharing your creativity and awesomeness  with the world. &lt;a href="https://kdp.amazon.com/self-publishing/signin" target="_blank" title="the Big Guy"&gt;Amazon &lt;/a&gt;and &lt;a href="http://www.smashwords.com/" target="_blank" title="the cool indie guy"&gt;Smashwords &lt;/a&gt;are the big names for ebooks (as far as I know), and &lt;a href="http://www.lulu.com/" target="_blank" title="very professional"&gt;Lulu &lt;/a&gt;and &lt;a href="https://www.createspace.com/Products/Index.jsp" target="_blank" title="a subsidiary of Amazon"&gt;CreateSpace &lt;/a&gt;are  the big names for paperbacks (again, as far as I know).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Both Amazon and Smashwords give you 60-70% of the profits from every  sale, which is a damn good deal considering how they basically host and  catalogue your books for free.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The deal with paperbacks is slightly less good. You get to set  the price, but you're required to set it at above $14.00 just for the  publisher to break even. If you set it at $14.99, you make 25 cents per  copy. If you set it at $15.99, you make 85 cents. Don’t ask me how that  works. [Note: this was just for my book, and without paying for the "premium" update, or whatever. Your results may vary.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shameless Self-Promotion.&lt;/b&gt; The other big drawback to  self-publishing is that you are 100% responsible for getting people to  buy your book. Which means you have to be getting your message out there  &lt;i&gt;constantly&lt;/i&gt;, with Facebook, Twitter, blogging, book bloggers, forums, email signatures, lurking in alleyways, etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Book Bloggers.&lt;/b&gt; Book bloggers are, as the name  implies, bloggers who read books and then blog about them. This is great  for a self-publisher, as the New York Times isn’t exactly going to be  reviewing your unedited self-published masterpiece any time soon.  Surprisingly, positive reviews from book bloggers actually can skyrocket  you to fame and fortune. &lt;a href="http://www.alanrinzler.com/blog/2011/02/19/book-bloggers-can-help-sell-your-book-tips-for-authors/" title="it's like a Cinderella story. But not."&gt;That’s how Amanda Hocking did it&lt;/a&gt;.  Unfortunately, most book bloggers aren’t too keen on reviewing  self-published books either because of their reputation for lack of  quality. As far as I can tell, the only way around this is to join a lot  of reading and writing forums, make personal relationships, and then  gently broach the subject. Basically, whore yourself out.  Metaphorically.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or literally, if you think that would work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Note: DO NOT get your friends to give you 5-star reviews on Amazon.&lt;/b&gt;  People are catching on to this. When a self-published book has twelve  5-star reviews from people who haven’t reviewed any other book, it’s  pretty obvious what’s happening. And this can backfire on you big time.  Don’t do this. Trust me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And finally….&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Write your ass off.&lt;/b&gt; Some people seem to think that  anyone can bypass the traditional publishing industry and rocket to  million-dollar stardom through self-publishing. Hell, a 26-year-old girl  did it &lt;i&gt;in a year&lt;/i&gt;. Well, apparently these people didn’t read the &lt;a href="http://amandahocking.blogspot.com/2010/08/epic-tale-of-how-it-all-happened.html" target="_blank" title="a must-read for any self-publisher"&gt;fine print&lt;/a&gt;.  If you read Amanda’s own account, she’s been writing for as long as she  can remember, and sometimes she writes 9-12 hours a day. And no, she  didn’t really just do it all in a year. She took writing classes, she  submitted her work to agents, she took the advice agents gave her along  with the rejection letters they sent, and she &lt;i&gt;constantly&lt;/i&gt; worked  to improve her writing ability. She’s also hired professional editors  and cover designers. And now, in spite of all her self-publishing  success, she’s signing on with a traditional publisher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So yeah, you can have a lot of fun with self-publishing, but it’s not  some kind of magic ticket to success. A lot of people have tried to do  exactly what Amanda’s done, and still they toil in obscurity. If there  were a single guaranteed route to success, everyone would be taking it.  There are a lot of factors you can’t control, and for sure not everyone  will succeed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But if you want to maximize your chances, you have to read a lot, write a lot, edit a lot, and take a lot of criticism.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And you should probably be reading &lt;a href="http://jakonrath.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" title="this guy knows what he's talking about"&gt;someone else’s blog besides this one&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7840935297284124681-8968331777633600018?l=vizproductions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/feeds/8968331777633600018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/how-to-self-publish-book.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/8968331777633600018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/8968331777633600018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/how-to-self-publish-book.html' title='How to self-publish a book'/><author><name>Andy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09727644316245631920</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eSL9xrom6Iw/ThktBSbI1FI/AAAAAAAAAFM/jA-0GwxTrrA/s220/Andy%2BChristofferson%2B%2528author%2Bphoto-3in%2529.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840935297284124681.post-5880650506799486837</id><published>2011-07-09T21:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-09T22:24:49.442-07:00</updated><title type='text'>An Interview on Twitter</title><content type='html'>Author Will Bevis thought it would be a cool idea to have a 'flash' interview of me on Twitter. It didn't quite go as planned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;It is now one minute to the first ever FLASH Interview. Get a beer. Pull up a chair. This is live. We don't know what is going to happen.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Are you ready interviewee?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Oh, yeah, the interviewee is hanging me out to dry!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; Sorry, your tweets weren't showing up on my feed! I blame the time difference. And Australian beer.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;OK, I think we are finally ready to begin. The interviewee has finally showed up. He is in Australia and I am in Alabama...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Ladies and gentlemen - the first flash interview known to mankind on Facebook - I give you VizProd - better known as Andy.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Uh, say hi, Andy.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; (Psst! It might help if you mention me in your Tweets!)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Or, uh, don't. There seems to be a huge transmission time gap between the Aussies and us.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@Vizprod&lt;/span&gt; OK, Andy, you have lived on five continents, right? My first question is WHY? Isn't one good enough?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd &lt;/b&gt;Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; Well, how do you know your place is the best if you've never been anywhere else?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Man, this is giving me a helll of a lot of time to think about my next question!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Because we're AMERIKUNS, that's why. I think. Hey, don't answer a question with a question. I'm the interviewer!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; Good point! I guess I never thought about it like that. Hey, I guess that means I can come home now!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;OK, Andy I've got my next question. Do you think there is a spam bot writers us on twitter, that just keeps on plugging their books, always?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;N&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@Vizprod&lt;/span&gt; No you can't come home now. Not til you clean up all the koala bear mess. Then tell us. We'll let you know.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; I wouldn't be surprised. I saw one guy linking a site that offered thousands of Twitter followers for a dollar amount.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis &lt;/b&gt;WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I think you could yell out, Hey! Twitter is on fire!" and the spam bots would keep on plugging their books, cause the writer is in Malibu.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; Ahh, Malibu. That sounds nice. Hmm, I wonder how hard it is to set up one of those spambots....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Let's try an experiment during this interview. I'll pick someone and you pick someone and just ask them. Are you alive? Or are you a robot?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; Alright, I'm going to try this Charles Bivona guy.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@Vizprod&lt;/span&gt; Ready, go! &lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@ihavehope&lt;/span&gt; Dear Ms. Hope, are you alive and tweeting, or are you using some kind of product promoting mesaging device?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Here's another, a great person I have talked to. But is she really here tonight? Or just her promoting bot:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd &lt;/b&gt;Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@CharlesBivona&lt;/span&gt; Are you alive, or are you a robot. This is important. It's for science. Or something.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Melissa_Foster - are you really here tonight.?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@Vizprod&lt;/span&gt; Oh my God! Are you getting the feeling we are the onlly two people actually alive here?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; I am now....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; Either that or everyone just thinks we're jerks.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;*Twitcleaner Are you there? Are you real? Your post sounds real!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;CharlesBivona&lt;/b&gt; Charles Bivona &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I live. =)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I think twit might be our last hope!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@CharlesBivona @WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; He's alive!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;CharlesBivona&lt;/b&gt; Charles Bivona &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Was there some doubt?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Andy, just like the guy who invented peanut butter but was trying for hair spray. We tried something, and discovered something else!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis &lt;/b&gt;WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;I don't think that's it, cause one of them surely would have said by now, "Hey! You're jerks!"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@CharlesBivona&lt;/span&gt; Will seems to think there's a scourge of spambots on Twitter. I just picked you at random to see if you'd respond. You did!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; Would they? Or would they just keep ignoring us in the hope that we'd go away...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;The big question is now - how can we get in on this action! Where can we buy the robo promotion planting software?????&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; Ah, but the price, you see, is your immortal soul. And $19.99 a month. I checked.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Look at the posts, Andy. It's ALL about promotion! It's a machine! And everyone here has one but us. &lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@Vizprod&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; But not &lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@CharlesBivona&lt;/span&gt;. He's real. I checked.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; Ever read 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'? Twitter is the Combine.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Wait, do cuckoos tweet?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Andy &lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@Vizprod&lt;/span&gt; We have seen the future. It is machines placing promos. And they don't read other promos. Twitter must surely know about this&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; I did get a personal response from NYT Bestselling author Harlan Coben once. That was cool. Or a very sophisticated bot.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;WillBevis&lt;/b&gt; WillBevis &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;OK, are you ready to exit the space ship? Three. Two. One. Now escaping the twits of the bots. See you back on messages.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;CharlesBivona&lt;/b&gt; Charles Bivona &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;Happy to help. =)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"&gt;VizProd&lt;/b&gt; Andy Christofferson &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;@WillBevis&lt;/span&gt; Alright. That was fun. For us anyway. Don't know about anyone else.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7840935297284124681-5880650506799486837?l=vizproductions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/feeds/5880650506799486837/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/interview-on-twitter.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/5880650506799486837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/5880650506799486837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/interview-on-twitter.html' title='An Interview on Twitter'/><author><name>Andy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09727644316245631920</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eSL9xrom6Iw/ThktBSbI1FI/AAAAAAAAAFM/jA-0GwxTrrA/s220/Andy%2BChristofferson%2B%2528author%2Bphoto-3in%2529.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840935297284124681.post-1665359055070226065</id><published>2011-07-03T07:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-09T23:55:42.193-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Supporting Information'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='author websites'/><title type='text'>Supporting Information</title><content type='html'>Are authors using their websites and blogs as effectively as they could be?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, really, I'm honestly asking here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been thinking about this because I recently had a paper accepted to the Journal of Physical Chemistry. With scientific publications there's often a lot of supplemental or supporting information that could be interesting to the journal's readers, but adding it to the main text of the paper would disrupt the logical flow and bog things down, so the information is available as "Supporting Information" on the journal's website.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seems to me that writers in all genres could be doing this sort of thing effectively as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For example, I wrote a book about my experience as a Peace Corps Volunteer in Africa, conveniently entitled &lt;i&gt;The Peace Corpse: Misadventures in Love and Africa&lt;/i&gt;, and I created a blog to help market it, &lt;a href="http://thepeacecorpse.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://thepeacecorpse.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;. But I can't help thinking that there's a lot more I could do with the blog aside from just using it as a platform for promotion. So I've decided to add pictures from my time in Africa, a collection of funny quotes from my fellow Volunteers, and a deeply disturbing play my students wrote. I put a link to the blog in the back of the ebook with the idea that people who enjoyed the book might also enjoy the pictures, quotes, and play as well. I also plan to add a few other essays and assorted bits of writing that didn't make it into the book. And while in a way this is sort of "bonus material" for anyone who has already purchased the book, I still think it could be interesting to someone who &lt;i&gt;hasn't&lt;/i&gt; yet read it, and may even entice them to go out and purchase a copy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But that's just one example. I think particularly for fantasy and science-fiction a writer could benefit a lot from having a website with plenty of supporting information that helps to explain the history and setting their stories take place in. Star Wars has &lt;a href="http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page"&gt;Wookieepedia&lt;/a&gt; and Star Trek has &lt;a href="http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Portal:Main"&gt;Memory Alpha&lt;/a&gt;, and I can't help thinking that it would help a lot of writers to have this sort of information available on their website. Imagine if Tolkien had made &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silmarillion"&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Silmarillion&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; a website with clickable links. You could learn about the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vala_%28Middle-earth%29" title="Vala (Middle-earth)"&gt;Valar&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maia_%28Middle-earth%29" title="Maia (Middle-earth)"&gt;Maiar&lt;/a&gt;, who the other wizards were (besides Gandalf and Saruman), and so on, skipping around as you wish, with everything clearly indexed and easy to access. And yeah, a lot of casual readers don't care about this kind of thing, but a significant number of people do, I think, and by having it all there on your author website it gives people a reason to keep coming back. And isn't that kind of the point of the website to begin with?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and if anyone knows of any authors with this sort of information on their website already, please leave a comment with the name of the author and a link. I think it would be pretty interesting to see how different people approach it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Update: &lt;span&gt;Robert David MacNeil's site is a great example of what I'm talking about]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://ionaportal.com/"&gt;http://ionaportal.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7840935297284124681-1665359055070226065?l=vizproductions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/feeds/1665359055070226065/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/supporting-information.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/1665359055070226065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/1665359055070226065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/supporting-information.html' title='Supporting Information'/><author><name>Andy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09727644316245631920</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eSL9xrom6Iw/ThktBSbI1FI/AAAAAAAAAFM/jA-0GwxTrrA/s220/Andy%2BChristofferson%2B%2528author%2Bphoto-3in%2529.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840935297284124681.post-6986826977523393593</id><published>2011-07-02T07:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-10T06:11:51.925-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Last Old Man</title><content type='html'>Andy said I should add some "content" to his blog. I'm not sure exactly what he wants, so here's a story I started a few years ago, but never finished:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;He wasn’t really the last.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: .5in;"&gt;There were, in fact, a handful of people still alive that were older than him.  A fraction of those, as well as a few born after, had also chosen not to undergo the procedures that would erase the ravages of time, but he was the most famous; the only one actually referred to as The Old Man.  Some said it with reverence, most with derision, but all used it as a proper name:  The Old Man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The yellowed, brittle newspaper clipping he had been using for a bookmark fluttered to the floor as The Old Man opened the book.  He had a name of course - Dr. Jared Winkle - but even he referred to himself as The Old Man.  With only a few wisps of snow-white hair on his head and a wrinkled, clean-shaven face, he appeared to be in his early eighties.  But he was much, much older.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He bent slowly to retrieve the clipping, grimacing even before he felt the twinge in his back, so accustomed to it was he.  His hand pressing against the cold metal of the desk to support himself as he straightened, The Old Man held the clipping almost at arm’s length so he could read the small print.  An ironic smile spread across his face as he suddenly recalled why he had kept that particular clipping in that particular book.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was an editorial, published in the early 21&lt;sup&gt;st&lt;/sup&gt; century, warning of the problems that would arise because the number of people that would be retiring within the next twenty or thirty years was much greater than the number of people that would be entering the workforce.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His smile faded as his eyes wandered across the room to the picture of himself on the opposite wall, and his mind wandered back to the memory of that picture being taken.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The picture showed The Old Man smiling triumphantly as he received the Nobel Prize in medicine.  He was an old man even in the picture, but although it had been taken only a few years after the article in his hand had been published – and many years had passed since then – he looked exactly the same as he did in the picture.  He looked exactly the same, because he had won the Nobel Prize for discovering the ‘cure’ for aging.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7840935297284124681-6986826977523393593?l=vizproductions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/feeds/6986826977523393593/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/last-old-man.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/6986826977523393593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/6986826977523393593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/last-old-man.html' title='The Last Old Man'/><author><name>Sander</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04612784877313676976</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7840935297284124681.post-7806135639620840446</id><published>2011-07-02T07:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-02T07:38:30.018-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Read Joe Konrath's Blog</title><content type='html'>I recently read Joe Konrath's entire blog, &lt;a href="http://jakonrath.blogspot.com/"&gt;A Newbie's Guide to Publishing&lt;/a&gt;, starting from the first post in 2005 and going chronologically until the present. I would suggest that anyone who is serious about becoming a commercially successful writer do the same.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While this does require a significant devotion of time, for me it was worth it to follow Joe's progression from traditionally published thriller author to self-published powerhouse. It's also really tempting to look at his success and think, &lt;i&gt;Yeah I could do that&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It wasn't until December of 2010 that he came right out and said that if you're an author you should self-publish, in a blog post appropriately entitled &lt;a href="http://jakonrath.blogspot.com/2010/12/you-should-self-publish.html"&gt;You Should Self-Publish&lt;/a&gt;, but it's important to note that at this time, he was selling 1,000 ebooks a day. Pretty compelling evidence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Joe had the advantage of coming from the traditional publishing world. He had literary 'street cred', in the form of acceptance by established agents and publishing houses. Can someone who has never been published by traditional publishers duplicate his success?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, yeah. &lt;a href="http://amandahocking.blogspot.com/"&gt;Amanda Hocking&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://donovancreed.com/"&gt;John Locke&lt;/a&gt; both have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which shows that at least in theory, traditional publishers aren't needed. Besides, what is it exactly that a traditional publishing house does for an author? In my mind it's primarily the following three things:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Marketing and promotion&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Editing and cover design&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Distribution&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At some point while I was reading Joe's blog it occurred to me that my friends and I can do all of these things ourselves. I'm a computational biochemist by trade, but I've edited a &lt;i&gt;lot&lt;/i&gt; of scientific papers (and written a few of my own as well). Steve is a doctor, but also an excellent artist. Chris is a pilot in the Air Force, but he just got his MBA and is in the process of starting his own business. McKay is an engineer, but also an excellent programmer. Jason is a lawyer, and one time when we were like thirteen I hit him with a toilet brush.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And of course my friends are all busy with their own lives and families, which means at present this is merely going to be a hobby for the most part, but if we can successfully help &lt;a href="http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/p/white-lotus.html"&gt;Sander Crane&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/p/solterryn.html"&gt;R.H. Craft&lt;/a&gt; get their stories to readers, who knows what might happen in the future...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7840935297284124681-7806135639620840446?l=vizproductions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/feeds/7806135639620840446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/read-joe-konraths-blog.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/7806135639620840446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7840935297284124681/posts/default/7806135639620840446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vizproductions.blogspot.com/2011/07/read-joe-konraths-blog.html' title='Read Joe Konrath&apos;s Blog'/><author><name>Andy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09727644316245631920</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eSL9xrom6Iw/ThktBSbI1FI/AAAAAAAAAFM/jA-0GwxTrrA/s220/Andy%2BChristofferson%2B%2528author%2Bphoto-3in%2529.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
